Pareidolia: Hey look! It's James Randi!!!

projecting himself onto the cutface of a log, oh wow!

Pat sticks a fork in Tom Cruise

I love Louis Black

an old favorite:

I'd like to see Pat with a stick and little free rein

I wish you could beat sense into people, I would have to lay about myself with a stick quite often (and yes, I would hand the stick off to someone else for a little thumping about my head and shoulders periodicly too)